ceiababes ([info]ceiababes) wrote,
  • Mood: bitchy

Top Ten Retorts That I Could Have Texted That Bitch But I Didn’t

1. Oh yes, pareho lang naman kaming napipilitan eh. We’re together just to piss you guys off.
2. Hay. Sana nga puta na lang ako para I can earn off sex.
3. Oh yes, napipilitan talaga siya. I’m just paying her for sex.
4. Oh yes, napipilitan lang siya talaga kasi kahit mahal niya yun, nakakahiya siyang ipakita sa mga tao. OR Oo alam ko mas mahal niya yun, kaya lang it’s embarrassing to be with her eh.
5. Oh, no, you’re wrong. Ako yung napipilitan.
6. Oh no, you’re wrong, ako yung napipilitan. I haven’t found The One yet kaya siya na lang muna.
7. I may be a fat bitch but I can lose the weight and still be a bitch. Some people I know can’t change their butt ugly face.
8. Oh yes, we’re just staying together while we wait for The Right One/s to come along./We’re just staying together while we wait for the ones we really love to come around/break up with their current partners.
9. Well, bitch, kung napipilitan siya, eh bakit ilang beses siyang bumabalik sa akin?
10. Kung napipilitan siya, bakit baliw na baliw siya sa akin?

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  • 6 comments

[info]vanafea

July 26 2005, 11:54:59 UTC 6 years ago

hey ceia! whut's wrong? =(

[info]ceiababes

July 27 2005, 02:49:26 UTC 6 years ago

i've a stalker too...

that's why i posted this. this creature from who-knows-where sent me such a malicious message that i just had to post my reply. better here than to text the person directly, di ba? :D

[info]vanafea

July 27 2005, 04:40:54 UTC 6 years ago

Re: i've a stalker too...

yikes! you know what I nearly thought of making a blog for my stalkers, 100% public exposing their evil ways to the worldwide online community!

don't read their messages..sad, how there are so many sick minds in the world..

[info]mikabelle

July 26 2005, 13:07:00 UTC 6 years ago

ate ceia - standing ovation! :)

[info]ceiababes

July 27 2005, 02:51:02 UTC 6 years ago

*curtsy*

haha! :D

Anonymous

July 28 2005, 02:20:09 UTC 6 years ago

?

hey ceia - what happened?

-CY
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